you thought

90sdad:

ommmmg

godh8sfags2:

are you ok?

godh8sfags2:

are you ok?

Feeling so kunty right now

santibronze:

tsarcasm:

never-let-em-see-you-sweat:

queeniman:

rileybbq:

I made the flowers change color!

UMMM WTF

…*sighs heavily and clicks reblog button*

when you say you “made the flowers change color” are you saying you pissed yourself???

you guys should text me

annawintour:

remember the icarly episode where sam made penny tees using forced child labor in the basement

shit got real in that episode

There’s this tall black lady in my building that I call Lisa Leslie I think she knows but wont say anything because that bitch knows that I WILL READ HER TO FILTH!

cocobutthead:

i’m designing my 9-year-old sister’s birthday cake and she gave me a list of things she wants and i cant stop laughing

cocobutthead:

i’m designing my 9-year-old sister’s birthday cake and she gave me a list of things she wants and i cant stop laughing

How to make Filipino food

1. Get a dog

2.cook it

3.put soy sauce on it

4. Put some ratchet vegetables around it and give it a really weird name.